Get Out: Comedy Night, Disney Store Sing-a-Long, Scrapbooking Extravaganza

t’s Thursday, and you’ve got no idea what you’ll do for the weekend.

Patch is coming to the rescue. We’ve got the best bets for your done-work-outta-here time. Check our picks for the activities to hit this weekend.

PADDY'S STANDUP SHOWCASE

• Where/When: , 3900 Smith St, Union City; Friday from 8:30 to 10 p.m.
• Why Go: Start your weekend with laughs at the Moso Comedy standup showcase. The event features headliner Dhaya Lakshminarayanan, along with Anthony Hill, Pete Munoz, Jesse Hett, Bert Divietri, Aurora Simcovich and Pierre Bautista.
• Pricing: Free.

• Where/When: , 1800 H St., Union City; Friday, Saturday and Sunday (visit website for exact times)
• Why Go: More than 1,600 high school students from across the country compete in the weekend-long event, which features a series of speech and debate matches.
• Pricing: Free

• Where/When: , 5857 Jarvis Ave., Newark; Saturday from 10 a.m. to 10 p.m.
• Why Go: You can craft and create for up to 12 hours for only $20. Visit the store or call 510-792-4487 to reserve a seat for the session.
• Pricing: $20

• Where/When: , 31604 Alvarado Blvd., Union City; Saturday from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m.
• Why Go: Start the year by helping others and donating blood for the American Red Cross. For more information, or to make an appointment, click here.
• Pricing: Free

• Where/When: , 2086 Newpark Mall, Newark; Sunday at 10:30 a.m., 11:30 a.m. and 12:30 p.m.
• Why Go: Your little princess — dressed in costume — can enjoy an hour of crafting and sing-a-longs. The event is open to children 3 and older.
• Pricing: Free